Hi I'm Christina and I'm confident enough to wear a button-down shirt on a beach in Michigan..
i sat behind this guy on a laptop in the school cafe and watched his completely straight face as he typed ROFL!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! he didnt even blink
if you were sitting behind him how did you watch his face?
Dystopian story about a team of the world’s most brilliant virologists infected by the government with a deadly virus and tasked to discover a cure before it kills them.
the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"